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youarenotaneggplant:

vaginal-kimchi:

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knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

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jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

god hates FIGS

trillingconclusion:

Babies and College Students:

Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

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(Source: 2brilliant2function)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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